Back to school furniture sale (I wonder if the Betty Ford Clinic has a program for “Sale” Addiction?)
Lowest prices in the world! Save 15%! (I wonder if they’ve factored in the currency exchange rate?)
… for all of your group meeting needs, business or leisure. (The most outlandish “need I’ve ever heard was a Flag Pole Need).
#1 For All Your Garage Needs (I need my garage cleaned out.)